{"product_id":"murdered-gnome-garden-ornament","title":"Murdered Gnome Garden Ornament","description":"Your garden just got a whole lot more interesting — and a little more suspicious.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMeet the Murdered Gnome Garden Ornament, the darkly hilarious lawn decoration that's guaranteed to make your neighbours do a double-take. This cheeky novelty piece depicts a classic garden gnome face-down in the grass, complete with a tiny knife in the back — a dramatic end to an otherwise peaceful garden existence. It's the perfect blend of classic garden charm and pitch-black humour.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🔪 Dark comedy gold — a conversation-starting piece that nobody sees coming\u003cbr\u003e🌿 Designed for outdoor display — lay it flat in your lawn or garden bed for maximum effect\u003cbr\u003e🎨 Bold, vibrant colours — the red, blue, and white details pop against green grass for a genuinely theatrical look\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Ready to gift — arrives as a standalone ornament, no assembly required\u003cbr\u003e😈 Unique and unexpected — because plain garden gnomes are boring\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for horror fans, dark humour enthusiasts, Halloween decorators, or anyone who loves a good prank hiding in plain sight.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGive your garden the twisted personality it deserves — your flower beds will never look the same again.","brand":"ProfessorPrintsUK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54543320449347,"sku":"PH-GAM-0597","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0817\/4934\/4579\/files\/image_2_4e020f90-729e-44dc-b056-086b7e1b6ff7.png?v=1782499582","url":"https:\/\/professorprints.co.uk\/en-us\/products\/murdered-gnome-garden-ornament","provider":"ProfessorPrintsUK","version":"1.0","type":"link"}